A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.
She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.
A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle
It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster
An extremely wet and explosive shit that sprays all over the toilet bowl.
Dude! I just ate some tacos last night and I'm feeling a mean flutter blaster coming on!
A violent ejaculation after a man has had blue balls, especially multiple occasions of blue balls.
Amy teased me this morning and I had blue balls all day, so later that night I gave her a fierce blueberry blaster all over her face and tits when I pulled out.
low gauge shotgun sawed off until the bullets almost stick out of the ends of the barrels, resulting in a weapon that from 10 feet away will blast you out of your boots, but from 20 will just really piss you off.
that mother fucker just said he was a Nazi! go get my boot-blaster, and teach him a lesson!
To cop a wristie on a bunk bed. Very common in backpacker hostels and performed frequently by dutch girls.
I copped an aggressive dry bunk blaster from a Dutch chick at the backpackers last night