A fork of Rural Dictionary
A kid that is extremely boney. AKA the bonester is obsessed with shaq and watching movies
Boney Yoyi listens to eminem while masturbating
The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.
Can be shortened to boney
Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.
What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank”
Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.
When a guy named atticus gets a little bit exited when he sees the legend of Zelda series
Guy 1:I just got a little honey while playing breath of the wild.
Guy 2:shut up atticus u little boney man
When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.
Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
shmids dads bony ass love that fat cock from all them thailand traps
tony boney ass