A fork of Rural Dictionary
Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues
That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble
Ignorant twat making shit up to manipulate others, often blaming others for what they did themselves. Kremlin aced cockwombling in 2022-2023.
Fella 1: Why is the world going upside down? Fella 2: Somehow massive cockwombles like Putin, Medvedev & Vasily Alekseyevich Nebenzya managed to bully their way to power like nazis while accusing their made up opponents, the people of Ukraine of being nazi. Redefining the meaning of nazi and also accusing jews of being nazi. And claiming they protect democracy while bombing the shit out of civilians, churches & hospitals. All in an attempt to divide people in democracies to strengthen fascism. Fella 1: Fucking cockwomblers!
Nriq, someone who thinks they can 1 v 22 a whole faction
Nriq is a cockwomble.
when a boy is really bad with his willy and it shriverls up inside you when he goes too fast.
girl1: oh that maddox boy is really hot gorl2: yeah but hes a complete cockwombler
A deadshit of epic proportions. A daft individual lacking in intelligence and or wit.
That gardener poisoned a perfectly healthy bed of flowers. What a cockwomble!