A fork of Rural Dictionary
A female that posts pics of herself looking skinny and hot either on Instagram on a dating website. Then you meet them for dinner and they show up BIG and hungry.
I should've known when that girl posted nothing but neck up photos she was gonna show up a decepticon at Golden Corral.
"Hey did you know decepticons are space terrorists!"
-Nop-
"NOW YOU KNOW!
Old gay Infinite Lagrange players who dress up like woman to trick drunk strait men into anal sex.
That Decepticon almost got me on Saturday but I recognized Varos before it was too late.
A term used to describe someone who looks more/less attractive on an online profile than in person. A deception.
Guy 1: I kinda like her ya know
Guy 2: Don't be fooled dear friend. She a Decepticon.
Guy 1: Ah man. Thanks for having my back bro
*High Fives All Round*
the Decepticon was not not honest about her gender at birth.
DECEPTICON A PERSON THAT PRETENDS TO BE THING THEY ARE NOT.
IN THE DATING WORLD I BEEN RUNNING INTO DECEPTICONS PRETENDING TO BE INTERESTED IN THE SAME HOBBIES
Straight Goddamn Head Drop.
Hurts like the willies.
Druid just got dropped with a Decepticon Driver? Someone call the paramedics!