A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mark Dyson - The complete perfect example of a party. Also aside from his cockiness and slightest bit of an attitude towards some people he’s a pretty genuine laid-back guy who enjoys many things including nature such as fishing, biking, going on walks, or just plain roughing it. He holds his closest friends very dear and cares very much for all of them. He tends to enjoy being the centre of attention at all times, whether he’s putting on a show for everyone around him to see, or taking part in a public activity. All around he’s a funny guy and is just trying to get a laugh out of you.
Mark is probably “ripping down some road blasting country music in a truck somewhere. We love mark.
Ashley: hey did you see mark today?
James: yeah he was doing burnouts in the lot.
Ashley: wow mark Dyson is so cool, you should be just like mark.
A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction
Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business
The name for a person that upon entering a room completely sucks out all the good vibes.
Person 1: We were having such a good time until Keith dropped by.
Person 2: Yeah he's such a vibe dyson.
beautiful dreadlocks words can not describe him.
lance :Dyson heppell is going to be gabbys one day
A device that uses black magic to turn slow air into fast air.
How the f**k does this Dyson Airblade s**t work
Mei Dyson (it's pronounced 'May') is a crazy hot Australian Supermodel. She's basically a ninja who tries to keep her friends and family in the dark about her fame and career.