A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mei Dyson (it's pronounced 'May') is a crazy hot Australian Supermodel. She's basically a ninja who tries to keep her friends and family in the dark about her fame and career.
Short for Darth Vader, it's a subtle way for girls to call their boyfriends 'daddy' without anyone knowing what they mean. Because "I am your father".
Girl: Love you, DV Boy: I ain't yo father