Country Dictionary

A group of depressed students that have dedicated their life to providing a C++ extension of mbeddr in MPS. Lunch seems to be the only highlight in their day.

It is rumored that the people from Eded are hiding in a secret room somewhere in Metaforum.

A term used to let someone know they said some dumb shit.

Walt you just said Cramer Hill the same thing as East? You in the ed

shortened form for education.

i dont need a good ed, ok? ill do fine.

1. Short for Edward or something of the sort, person's name
2. Erectile dysfunction
3. Encyclopedia Dramatica, a site that will mind-rape you.

Ed was on ED, which caused him to get ED.

The act of being completely oblivious around women to the point of awkwardness. Usually involving misunderstanding sexual cues and only realizing the mistake once the opportunity has past. Derived from a famously awkward Edward.

This girl invited me in for coffee after our date, and I said I don't drink coffee and drove home. I really eded it.

First known usage at 'The Sky Office', Melbourne, in 2012.
Eds refer to the eyeballs, commonly used by 'trippers' and 'degenerate youth'.

The word derived from a group with the inability to speak literate English once extra crispy.

In conversation, the word 'eds' may be used to ask how ones eyeballs looked after a large consumption of beugs.

"Oi man, how are my eds lookin'?"

A rare blood disease in which the suject interjects in conversations with random, irrelevent comments that do not further the argument, but end up doing nothing but pissing people off. Side effects include a love for soft, girly music, mob movies, and ignorance.

George's severe case of Ed caused him to make a fool of himself at the luch table while arguing with Tyler.