A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The coolest bird ever.
2. A mispronunciation of the emo subculture.
1. Look at that emu run!
2. Cry, little emu boy.
Somebody who is over/ extremely emo all the damn time. Yes, emus are giant birds from aussieland, but they are also extremely beyond emo people.
guy1: my life sucks lately, I cut myself in every direction, and cry in the corner, nothing ever goes how I want.
guy2: Cheer up emu kid.
a bird that is used in the manufacure of slippers.
emu is a lame name given to people who were previously named emapoo by someone who usually goes by the name of julia.
they have really big eggs and can peck your eyes out.
the people whom are named emu can usually peck your eyes out too.
hey, is that made out of emu?
whoah those are some big emu eggs.
fred: AHHHH! EMU PECKED OUT MY EYES!
bob: a bird?
fred: no, the blonde in the corner!
hey emu, can you buy me another $80 worth of cookies? and while youre up there ill just sit down right here and drink your water bottle and use all of your chapstick.