A fork of Rural Dictionary
a bird that is used in the manufacure of slippers.
emu is a lame name given to people who were previously named emapoo by someone who usually goes by the name of julia.
they have really big eggs and can peck your eyes out.
the people whom are named emu can usually peck your eyes out too.
hey, is that made out of emu?
whoah those are some big emu eggs.
fred: AHHHH! EMU PECKED OUT MY EYES!
bob: a bird?
fred: no, the blonde in the corner!
hey emu, can you buy me another $80 worth of cookies? and while youre up there ill just sit down right here and drink your water bottle and use all of your chapstick.
a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.
Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"
Random: "Thats awesome"
Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"
(awkward silence)
emu is a type of bird. it lives in australia. it sticks it's head into the ground when it gets scared.
person 1: emu bird
person 2: ok