Country Dictionary

When one is so shocked, surprised, or horny; that there flabber gets gasted and there gast becomes flabbered

I was flabbergasted when that money wearing a strap-on came unicycling into the dining room.

appalled over how much weight you have gained

1. To be astounded by how ugly your face is.
2. Consumed with gas.

OMG! Your mom is so fcuking flabbergasted!

I feel flabbergasted with gas.

it means when someone urinates on something or someone

"mom, i Flabbergasted the bed"

"no, ma'am, i didn't Flabbergast the cat"

Used to describe yourself of someone else who is very stoned.

I smoked 3 joints and now I'm flabbergasted.

when a retarded or autistic Arabian male farts in a woman's face for sex purposes

my rich prince friend participated in an Arabian Flabbergast last night and the women liked it

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality

Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women