A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.
You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES: Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to... Car: BOOOOOOM!! Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying? Person 1:... I have no idea. Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.
When you get screwed over
Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!
I couldn't give a monkeys fuck if he had two left feet
A sexual position where the human with the dick(the monkey fucker) stands on two feet bent over the woman's backside, entering her from behind. WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. "CLAP CLAP I AM THE MONKEY FUCKER"
Bangbros.com- Assparade, download the movie "Ride 'em Cowgirl" Then fast forward to 33m 55s. The MONKEY FUCKER is in the upper right hand corner of the screen. ENJOY!
Shortened version of the backstage expression "That looked like a monkey fucking a football" -- i.e. "Oh, wow, that was so godawful awkward and stupid that I had to stare at it." Among stage crew and roadies, a monkey fuck is not just any mistake or accident. It's something that you couldn't possibly avoid that forces you to look really stupid in front of a large audience.
"I hear load-in took a while." "Oh, shit, they got us carts but they were two inches too wide for the passageway, and they only gave us half a crew because we had carts, and the band just got these new super expensive amps, so we had to hand carry them and not bump or drop them, and then the loading dock door jammed so we were carrying them through the front lobby, four house guys on an amp, all bent over like hunchbacks, with a roadie following us and screaming to be careful, and everyone in line buying tickets laughing at us. It was a total monkey fuck."
Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome
Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car? Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around