A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of sexual intercouse where in the male repeatedly switches between inserting his penis into the vagina and ass of his female partner
yo, bro...I nailed her good last night in both holes, I gave her one hell of a fudgy fish
When someone shits in you’re ear and they lick It while is falling out.
Robert loves sex but Gerard loves Fudgie Ears
A sexual actnamed after a Carvel Ice cream cake, where the male leaves a turd in a toilet. Then later in the evening performs doggy style on his partner in that same bathroom in front of the toilet, lid down. Then before he releases he opens the lid and shoves his partners face into the toilet and yells "Fudgy the whale".
Last night I gave Michelle a Fudgy the whale then broke up with her.
Being in a drunken state.
A term used in place of the dreaded "D" word.
There are several levels of Fudgieness.
Ingredients: Slightly tipsy
Mixed: Drunk
Baked: Intoxicated
Burned: Incapacitated or dead.
There are also rules for being Fudgie, which can be found in the Fudgie Rules Book.
I got a bit Fudgie, danced like a fool, and snogged a random bloke
Starting with a conclusion first, fudgy logic is the process of using faulty and sometimes made up assumptions, reasoning and justifications, to arrive at the said foregone conclusion.
Similar to circular reasoning, except the in-between steps are faulty or fudged up.
1. Joe insists that 1+1=10 because he does arithmethic in binary, and therefore through fudgy logic deduction, no other number-base should exist.
2. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Dubya attacked Iraq anyway, using dubious justifications; a classic application of fudgy logic.
A sexual act where the male leaves a turd in a toilet. Then later in the evening performs doggy style on his partner in that same bathroom in front of the toilet lid down. Then before he releases he opens the lid and shoves his partners face into the toilet and yells "Fudgy the whale".
Awww man last night after the bar, I did the "Fudgy the whale" to some drunk chick.
Dropping any sort of fudge on your crotch. Even works if you have any brown substance brutally smudged across the front area of your pants
Damn dude, you dropped your phudgebar on your crotch!
Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!