Country Dictionary

pronounced nome

a little elf that will try to kill you or take over the world, and they are tricky little shits too

mom the damn gnomes are after me

the one race in WoW EVERYONE hates, whether Alliance or Horde

went to stormwind yesterday, stupid gnome n00b asked me for all my gold. i /ignored the bitch and told him to kiss my purple night elf ass.

A person who plays computer or console games excessively or enjoys programming entirely too much. Gnomes are often characterized by their poor grooming skills, atrocious odor and lack of social skills. Gnomes are rarely seen out of their natural habitat, (bedroom) which known as a gnome hole.

Did you smell the stench comin off that gnome? I wonder when the last time he took a shower was? Or the last time he saw a girl.

A Small Bearded Man.
See Mr. Trimmer

Mr. Trimmer is a Gnome.

people who live under corn fields in Michigan. Like midgets only smaller. They abducted kline and use the travelocity guy as a coverup. Until Kline came along, Rick was their leader.

"What just grabbed my foot?"
"That would be a gnome."

evil vice principal... looks like a gnome, walks like a gnome... i guess its a gnome... wears blue suits and a red tie to make up for the pointy red hat he can not wear during school hours... short, fat, crew cut, funny nose... evil. in all, summed up, pure. evil...

"Lawn gnome... doo DOO doo doo DOO doo.... youre life is.. and exctiing adventure... lawn gnooome...."

To gnome someone is to rub your nose against their's. Also know as an Eskimo kiss.

Hey, will you gnome me?