Country Dictionary

A particularly long, hard turd that is troublesome and hard to pass.

Ex: "Man, I was constipated for the last few days. Finally, this morning I passed a ghoolie gog you wouldn't believe."

gerog floydded some1 cause of 20- dollers

gog flod 20- dollar bill yum child

A name for someone of false royalty. Someone who shows common traits of homosexuality and tries to claim other royale members as his “lover”. The GOG part stands for Gayest Of Gays.

I can’t believe the new king of Nigeria is a GOG Herme.

A sex act or racial slur. The choice is yours

I got gog noggled last night/ I'm sick of all these gog nogglers in my town

What blogs out of a blogger's mouth!

I was reading the blogger's gog and found it so humorous!
The gog that poured out of the blogger's mouth was rude!

An unreasonably tall person that leaves you stunned by their sheer height.

"Is that him? Wow, he's a 60 foot Gog!"

"She's not short, she's a 60 foot Gog."

crooked and out of wack

The sheets on this bed are all lopsy-gogged; can you please tuck them in?