A fork of Rural Dictionary
a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.
I've got a rift with a guitard.
A person who is great at Guitar Hero but cannot acctually play a real guitar.
Joe: "Yes! I got 100% on this song in Guitar Hero!"
Jim: "Sorry what was that? I was trying to play this song on my real guitar."
Joe: "Oh wow, I could never play one of those! Too many colors to press at once!"
Jim: "You are Guitarded."
Someone who plays guitar but doesn't practice enough to learn it well.
Scott: You've been playing guitar for 5 years now and you still don't know any chords?
Barry: I'm guitarded I guess...
Past tense of guitar
Ex. Me and my friend guitarded together last night.
One musicians term of admiration towards another musician based on unorthodox actions and manners. (specifically goofy)
Bryan Bee has got to be the most guitarded musician I’ve ever met