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One who sucks at playing guitar.

I totally messed up those chord changes, I'm such a guitard!

n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar

Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.

Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.

A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.

Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.

That guitard really sucks at playing the guitar.

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Guitar" over the "Bass" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Basstard

Joe: I am playing guitar, the bass is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song

1. A person who can play the guitar, regardless of skill level, with little to no knowledge of music theory.

"A guitard may be able to play a Gmaj7 chord, but not be able to recognize that it is a Gmaj7."

"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."