A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage
yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.
A person seized of held through social pressure.
My professor took me social hostage when he asked me a question during a lecture.
when someone records two of their shows at a time on your DVR effectively forcing you to watch one or the other of the shows being recorded neither of which is something you like.
My wife held me DVR hostage last night for 2 hours.
Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; taking a shit.
yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.
"I'm going to the little boys' room to negotiate the release of some brown hostages"
When you’re waiting on hold for someone and know that the second you answer another call or check another line they’ll answer and hang up when you don’t answer right away.
I’ve been a hold hostage for 8 minutes now. I know that if that whore in accounts receivable picks up when I try and answer this other line she’ll disconnect.
I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!