Country Dictionary

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hostages

Women that are picked up for the purpose of sex, especially prostitutes.

Let's get a couple hostages and bring them back to my place.

by DieselBangers November 05, 2008

Hostagous

Outragously Hostile. A combonation of the word. Often used in my home country of Kazjickaztan.

Mr. abdul became hostagous after seeing fluffy peeing all over his flower bed!! LOLZ it was sooo funny!

by [eXo5] April 27, 2007

Hostagality

Hospitality gone awry.

Trapped in a hotel room? Stuck on a flight? Overbearing host? Hostagality situations range from the earnest to the absurd where well-meaning hospitality and well-intentioned good experiences become more like hostage situations.

by Melea Seward May 29, 2008

hostage

The sound a mobile phone makes while ringing when it has been set to vibrate. An unintentional side effect of not taking the phone out of silent mode, it's reminiscent of the "mmm-mmm-mmm" sound a bound and gagged hostage makes in a movie when trying to get attention from a rescue squad.

Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.

by PRH December 25, 2008

hostage

When you hold a person, or item for ransom, or just for fun.

Cop: Magic, we know you are in there, release the hostages. Magic: What hostages!?

by MagicDonJuan November 24, 2003

The Hostage

A depraved sex act that centers around ejaculating in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. The felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.

That fool pulled the hostage last night, she'll never call him back

by The Collectiveish July 29, 2010

hostage

Mindless fools in Counter- Strike, usually scientists who run into walls and whisper so that the T's can hear them all the way across the map. Who certified these guys to be scientists? Usually refered to as "hosties"

"Hostage Down"

by M Dogg November 26, 2003