A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to describe a pair of two really large breast implants, that a docter implanted well he was drunk. The breast are normally super uneven, and look more like mountains. In most cases one mountain is ALOT larger than the other one.
Brittney Spears: "Did you see Linsey's new hobknockers?"
Hilary Duff: "Yeah I know I heard the docter got wasted, because she gave him a blowjob."
means a mans penis is on/or about to be slapped on your face
youare a hobknocker.{haveing sex with animals}
A really cool nerd. Someone who'll fix your computer and then suck your dick.
"Hey man, who's that Hobknocker?"
"That's Mr. Hudson!!"
When a man knocks you in the face with his hob (his dick)
"He is such a hobknocker for slapping her in the face with his dick like that."
In Britain, hobknocker is an old term for the metal doorknockers that used to be on front-doors. Because of their rounded appearance, an association was made with the shape of a prominent women's mons veneris. It is probably from here that American definitions have acquired derogatory sexual connotations.
Scrooge saw Marley's face appear in the door's hobknocker
A person who has sexual relations with a short, or vertically challenged person. (Hobit, or Hobbe)
Bloody hobknocker ran off with Bridget last night...