A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person dedicated to being a no life horsey
Wow that person is a hanky the horsey.
It’s like a girl that rides horses but instead, rides dicks.
I like horsey girls, they’re great in bed.
Puckering lips like you would normally kiss, but forcing air out making a horse sound. Mostly practiced by couples deeply in love (:
Person1: Dude! she just totally did a horsey kiss on him! ;o Person2: Awww hell nooo maaa womeeen never does that! Person3: Ohh well guess she doesnt really love you enough
When one has glazed themselves with their own ejaculate in the same consistency as Arby's famous horseradish sauce.
Bro you have some glue on your leg. No you dumb bastard, I horsey sauced my pants after Wendy gave me some quick top in the back of her step dad's '93 Mazda LaPuta.
Unlike a typical animal fetish during horsey time one does not pretend to be a horse, no. Instead, for that one hour you are a horse.
Heather: It’s Thursday night, you know what that means? Aaron: Horsey time?
yeeyee on my horsey means to yeeyee on a horsey, that’s it folks.
When one drunken college friend offers another a small morsel to eat, but in order to receive said food the individual must "eat it like a horsey," which means they must lick/chew it off their hand.
Moly:You want some of this pizza? Gresson: Yes!!!! Moly: EAT IT LIKE A HORSEY