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Jeff has a shlong and not afraid to use it.
Omg Jeff is the legend of shlongs
The worst person on the face of the earth. A complete backstabbing narcissist piece of bitch. You can usually tell a Jeff by his long hair, fake personality, and shit attitude. He's disrespectful to his mother, cheats on his girlfriend, and treats his best friend like garbage. He also probably has a pee fetish.
"That Jeff guy is a real creep."
A Sneaky little bastard that think he is the shit but isn't and wants everything to be his way and his way only and only talks to you when he is bored you if forced t o talk to you come to you with his drama and get you drsgged into even though you has nothing to do with that drama.
"Who is that" "oh thats Jeff stay away from him he is a sneaky bastard and will screw you over"
He is an awful person. He lives in West Vancouver and is a narcissist. If you sleep with him beware; he fucks men as well as women and he doesn't use rubber.
Get tested if you slept with Jeff
an amazing person who plays guitar, likes alternative rock, and most likely sports a faux-hawk. He is probably athletic and muscular. And tall.
joseph:Hey man did you hear about jeff? anthony:Him? he gets all the bitches! joseph:I wish I was more like jeff.