A fork of Rural Dictionary
the biggest noob on the face of the earth, who likes to show everyone his 6-Pack abs
Weef: Heffe, what did you do last night? Heffe: I showed this girl my abs and she loves me now Weef: Your such a noob
Cool. Awesome. Totally rad. Hip.
Dude thats heff! I know man its awesome!
A subsitute for the words 'hell' or 'fuck'. Originated in Guam.
What the heff does that guy thinks hey's doing?
(v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friends you are only showering. Thus making them assume that every time you shower it is after you masturbate.
Joe: Yo bro you wanna meet up tonight? John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.
what the heff are you doing?! shut the heff up. stop heffing doing that!
A heff is a sigh but also comes with more meaning, it is another way of saying I don't care/ most mean words, you can say it under your breath or out loud to someone they most likely might not know but its a good way of saying it to a disliked one. Mean words/maybegood 1.(of course) I don't care 2. Fine 3.I'm realeved 4. Leave me alone 5. Stop
Boss : " I told you to clean out the cash register! " Woman : " heff!, I'll do it later" *smerks* Boos : " well, alright then but this is your last warning!"