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Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 23, 2010

roblox walk joystick

a gift from god

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick me: ok

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Joystick Manbun Head

When the man giving you head has their long hair in a man bun and you used the bun to move them to the right spot.

Hailey: I need some head Emma : get some joystick manbun head Hailey: whats that Sam: where the man giving you head has his hair in a manbun and you can move him to the right spot using that

by head_standing_up July 02, 2023

abusing the joystick

To masturbate for long time.

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

by Kelso Horror January 05, 2017

jolly joystick

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.

give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)

by milkmantheog July 15, 2021