Country Dictionary

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Koalaing

Wrapping your body completely around a another person forcing them to carry you

Bridget get the fuck off of me”-Danny
“No”-Bridget
“If you don’t stop Koalaing me, I am going to run you into a wall”-Danny

by Dcutt97 November 21, 2017

koala

A very dangerous mammal that is prone to attack. Also poisonous, these are deadly beast which we must protect ourselves from. Even now many officials are considering bombing all koala habits to destroy these dangerous beasts. Alternate definiton: a whore.

For more information on these hideous creatures go to koalasrus.com

by Reagan teh Nonsexual Lesbian January 11, 2005

koala

apart from been an animal it is also known as a kamasutra position where the man is standing and the woman is huggin him whit its feet and hands like a cute little koala making pelvic movements.

in chile there is a famous song about the koala that when it gets to the chorus when it says KOALA! you have to jump on top of your partner(if your a woman)and start those crazy movements.
koala koala ya!me muevo despasito...(8)

lets dance like koalas!
hows that?
ooh just jump on top of me and ill show you
ooo nasty!... their dancing like koalas

by hongo August 03, 2007

koala

a nickname given to a male or female who has chlamydia

steph: ew, steven is a koala!

by hookie December 17, 2007

Koalas

A sexually transmitted disease, carried exclusively by Australian girls. The Australian equivalent of crabs.

"Dude, that chick from Melbourne gave me mad koalas, I was pissing eucalyptus leaves all night."

by MrXcitement April 12, 2008

koala

(verb) To jump on someone's back and proceed to dry-hump with vigor for a short amount of time

Guy 1: Wow, Justin is so horny he just koalaed that guy.
Guy 2: Damn. That was brutal.

by dannydawson September 06, 2012

koala

A sexual position involving the actions of a koala. A man stands buck ass naked (like a tree, a eucalyptus tree) while the woman holds on to his trunk (upper torso) with her arms and wraps her legs around the undercrust of his butt. They go at it like a koala climbing a tree.

Lauren didn't fuck the 16 year old like a rabbit, they did the koala.

by Sarah, Sarah, and Spitz October 17, 2004