A fork of Rural Dictionary
The initial crush that makes you realize you’re not 100% straight.
I wasn’t sure if I liked girls, but Jamie was my lightbulb crush that made me sure I did.
When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.
Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.
A lightbulb that doesn't work.
Man this lightbulb doesn't work, I bet this whole box is full of nigger lightbulbs.
the sexual intercorse with a electrical device (lightbulb)
you are a frigen lightbulb seducer, mr.bond.
Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.
I gave my boyfriend an Amish Lightbulb last night. My hearing is suffering.