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Moe

Moe is the crusty dried residue after you take a crap, and the smell and taste of butt. Usually brown and crispy. It also smells like you stuck your finger in your butt and smelled it.

“I had to scrape the extra moe out of my crack.”

by Simoneeeee September 07, 2019

Moe

Blank clueless look.
Homer Simpson getting ripped of by Moe for the Flaming Homer. Spends all night looking blank and clueless, saying 'Moe, Moe, Moe..'
Met a few Indian co-workers with that clueless 'Moe' look from Homer Simpson.

Me Asking a question to a Moe co-worker:"Hey just start up notepad"

Co-worker: blank clueless look "what's notepad?"

by Justin March 15, 2005

moe

The sexualization of innocence

The 5 - year - old girl living next door is so moe! I think I'll invite her into my van with some candy

by MISTER OWNINATOR September 29, 2011

Moe

The essence of truth infused with science

I thought I was having a moment but then I realised it was Moe.

by NightMer April 27, 2017

moe

The Dutch word for "tired."

Ik ben vreselijk moe, ik ga slapen.

by bl0rkatr0n January 25, 2007

moe

Man hoe

OMG he is such a moe. Why are you dating him?

by JaYe April 09, 2015

Moe

A stooge. A not-very-bright person.

"I can't believe he did that. What a Moe!"

by Jerry in Destin, Florida June 10, 2006