A fork of Rural Dictionary
The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)
Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*
He is the man every girl wishes for, a striking mix between beauty, intelligence and muscle. Some say he is an oppressive dictator who doent bow down to the gods themselves. The very gods shiver at the mention of his name. To put his might in one paragraph is impossible, his sheer beauty strikes some dumbstruck.
Its him..... connor moonie, the one and only
A Moonie Doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to fuck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.
You better watch out for those Moonie Doonies patrolling the retirement home.
a strang teacher that likes bakers delight
and does funny lip tricks when she says detention
if you laugh at ther word detention agian " haaaaaaaaaa teacher moony
A person who is gonna die soon because he got cancer and DOC 8
Person 1: Yo bro I almost died bruh
Person 2: Dude if you did you can meet Mooni Khalifah.