A fork of Rural Dictionary
Everyone looking up this word saw the 1985 movie, The Goonies, and is curious as to what exactly 'Goonie' means. If you paid attention to the movie they are being evicted from their neighborhood. OK, you all know that. But they reference it as the 'Goon Docks'. It's just the area of Astoria, Oregon where they live. Mouth mentions this clearly in the movie at the beginning before they go on their underground adventure treasure-seeking for One-Eyed Willy's rumored 'rich stuff'. It's obvious the word means nothing other than a sland term for THEM to denote a local resident of the Goon Docks. And they did live right on the water, hence the 'Docks' part. But in any case, A Goonie is just a local from the Goon Dock neighbirhood of their town - Astoria.
He's from the Goon Docks, so he's a goonie like us.
Another name for a "hood rat"or "go hard broad". The rough freak chick you wouldn't want to be seen or associated with, a goonie will let your whole team hit on the low then get with her homegirls and run up in your girlfriend in public. If she fat and/or ugly she's a SUPER goonie. Used in Danville VA during the mid to late 90s.
"Yo my girl tuff but I can always use a good goonie on the latenite." "Shorty girl cool but she stay wit a squad of SUPER goonies !"
1: After you stick your dick in a girl's ass and it has shit on it. 2: The Movie
Ah man I had a good time last night but that goonie ruined all of it.
A(n) Ugly ass person, very odd looking or dumb looking, almost retarded
A Goonie would be a person when you look at them you almost burst out laughing or just shake your head.. Ex. Yo Trey you see that Goonie hes ugly as fuck!
A Goonie is a person who is a midget with four legs, 6 arms, sticky out ears, and has a thumb sucking problem.
That kid is a Goonie.