A fork of Rural Dictionary
When typing something on chat or test related things, the hard c sound is replaced with k.
Chat Room:
Guy 1- I kan't believe that kancer killed my grandma
Guy 2- Why are you speaking in Mortal Kombatese?!!!
Life as we know it; often looked upon with negative connotations.
Until the day we shed this mortal coil, we must live life to its fullest.
The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.
"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."
When you pee, fart and sneeze simultaneously.
"I hit a mortal trifecta during the hybrid solar eclipse yesterday. It was a once in a lifetime event".
Worldwide mortal tenue is regressing to its sophmoric beginnings.
The best two cards ( held ) in a game of Texas Hold em
Joe had a really good hand, but Jim had the Mortal Blades.