A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a guy puts a Davy Crockett hat on a chick, hangs her over the side of the bed and proceeds to engage in intercourse.
"This chick totally begged me to do the muskrat hangover with her tonight"
A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
When your girlfriend or wife shits her pants or the bed as your fucking her.
I was fucking the shit out of amanda in the ass and she shit the bed..that dirty muskrat.
The detroit muskrat is a retired hood rat with multiple baby daddies. You can usually find her on social media bashing black men because she failed at camping
Yo that detroit muskrat is crying on facebook again
A dirty girl summer. Barefoot, long tail fuck around kind of summer
Damn mellony it's been one hell of a muskrat summer.
a dirty girl kind of summer. walking through the creek and catching fish and rolling around in the dirt.
it's going to be a muskrat summer baby!