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Dead baby fucker.

You're a Necro-ped when: The pedophile in you wants to fuck that baby, but the necrophiliac in you says, "Wait 'til it's dead."

1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.

2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.

Etymology:

Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.

1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone

2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?

Pornagraphic videos or pictures depicting sexual acts with corpses or actors pretending to be dead.

Among other horrible scenes, A Serbian Film even has Necro Porn!

Rehashing an old conversation.

"Remember when we talked about your brain being the size of your nipple?"
"No... Was I drunk? It's way too early in the morning for necro-conversing."

necros is copyrighted, you fake. go and find a r-e-a-l internet name nobhead.


hey look at that quer using necros he he he

fake.r e that guy is gay, usin a ripped of name.

To be sexually promiscuous with more than one corpse and unable to settle down with the one corpse sexually.

To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.

To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.

"Anyone would think that little necro-slut Billy-Ray was using that cemetery like a food buffet at Sizzler."

"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"

Short for Necromancy Drops. Added into the game Varamexia. If you mention this as a joke you will get muted. Thus, Necro drops are serious business and should not be taken lightly.

I got myself some sweet Necro Drops today bruh.