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Neopets

1: (neeopets) N. A computer game at www.neopets.com. An unfair but often fun site. The game consists of taking care of pets ( a rare few actually do) and making money. Mostly the latter. Very difficult to make money, as the NT (Neopets Team) sees this as hacking, scamming, or basically anything except the work you put into it.Oddly addictive and kind of scary when you remember things from about 5 years ago. Breeding ground to haters, people who think they are immortal, cyber-ers, and the occasional normal person. Most players are older than you would think and some Grandmothers are known to be on the site. Nifty if you don't have anything better to do. 2: (neeopets) N. Fake animals that live in Neopia on the site. Don't be fooled, they do get sick, but even though it says they're dying...they're not.

1:"Woah, you still play Neopets?" "I can't stop playing Neopets!!" "I've been playing Neopets since I was nine." 2:" OH MY GOD! MY NEOPETS ARE DYING!!Oh wait..it's said that for the past two years." "Dude, do these neopets ever die?I haven't fed them since I started playing."

by ThE:BiNKY:BaNDiT January 05, 2004

Neopets

A popular virtual pet website, that has now expanded into a corporation similar to Pokemon.

Mediocre web game.....

by -Tizzle- August 29, 2005

NEopets

A game about virtual pets that started in 1999. It was good at first, but around 2002 or so, they started making plushies (offline) and all this merchandise like notebooks, keyrings, etc, and gradually Neopets became all teenie-ish and TNT got gayer.

I dont play Neopets anymore, since july '04.

by THEYWiLLNEVAHKNOW! June 04, 2005

neopets

Neopets is okay for a while, but after a bit you get tired of it and realize how stupid it was of you to spend 16 hours a day trying to change how a 150x150 pixel looks. The games can be fun for killing time, but if you get too carried away with earning neopoints, it takes away the fun. Sometimes the neopets staff is good, but usually they aren't. I've had an instance where they have been excellent to me. Someone I knew had managed to get into my account and I emailed. After a while, a nice staff member believed me and restored me access to my acount. The staff seems to be obsessed, however, with freezing and warning. For instance, if you mention any sort of religion you get frozen or warned, even if you just say something like "I don't eat pork, I'm Jewish" or "I'm a Christian." Overall, neopets can be fun to play, but don't get addicted to it.

"ME NEOPETS ACCOUNT! *sniffle* ISH FROZEN!!!!!!" "Dude, deal with it. I've been frozen millions of times." "BUT I LOST MY SPLIT AISHA!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAA!" "So? I lost my Fire Draik. I got over it." "WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID DRAIK, MY POOR AISHA!!!!!"

by A random somebody September 02, 2005

Neopets

Neopets (n) (ne-o-pets): A site that was made by college students and made for college students. It soon turned into a kids site for kids ages 8+. Past: Neopets started out as a very fun kid site. There were games, boards, and of course, pets. There were 3 categories of games: Action, Puzzle, and Chance. Each one contained 100+ games at least. And each one was fun to play. It was perfect for kids. And best of all, it wasn't there just for getting money. It was actually a game site where the focus was on having fun, not money. Present: Neopets has turned from a game site focused on fun to a site focused on money. The games have been enhanced (like by too many levels), the neopets are 3-D like (and look horrible), and is just horrible. Right now it's just horrible. And you get frozen really easy (ex: saying "sucks" gets you in trouble) It has the NC mall (neocash) and there are two items that I find interesting: The I Love NC mall flag ($1.50) and the I hate NC mall flag ($50). hm... Anybody have 50 bucks I can borrow? Future: Oh my gosh, don't think about what's coming up next. It's probably going to turn into ad palooza.

Neopets was a fun site, but is really dumb now. The neopets are really dumb now. NEOPETS SUCKS! uh-oh! My account is frozen X_X

by camomatt July 12, 2008

neopets

A website that is often "down for maintenance" or generally fucked up by numerous glitches. Instead of admitting their own mistakes they will just freeze you. Neopets use to be cool until they fucked everything up....

WOW! I was just frozen for no reason! FUCK! Now I will mail neopets and not even get a response!

by bullshit April 28, 2004

neopets

An addicting virtual game where you get to have 4 pets. You get to play all these games which got you Neopoints which was used to buy stuff. Boards, shops, neomailing, games..it was fun while it lasted. Neopets now sucks. Noobs are taking over the boards with their excessive 7 year olds saying they're looking for "g1rLllfRi3ee3nds" or how "my cat died, i want to kill myself. boohooboohoo" They cannot type propr english either. There are useless noobs that report you without a reason and then you loose your account. Then you try to tell TNT (Neopets Team) that you were mistakenly frozen..you wait for months and months and may not even get a notice. Some old games are good but they have to delete them and replace them with shitty advertisement games that had the same concept. Spin the wheel! GO through the maze eating stupid pixels! .. -_- Let's face it, the newbies will never get rich, the old members are quitting, neopets is going to die in the next 2 years.

n00b: lyKk oh em geee!! ne0opets isHh lyKee AW3SomeEee!!11 someone: Will you shut up? n00b: ne3verr! i 5ha1l pr0claiM t0 Da wHo0LeE w0rLDd!!1 somone: -_-"

by SARA_i0i_likegasp March 23, 2005