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Puzzle

A slang word for sex. It is used in covert text messages to keep an affair secret. It is most commonly used when a man is creeping on his girl...with another man. Its origin comes from before cardboard was invented and people resorted to primitive forms of puzzles.

Man 1: Does this piece(penis) fit here(anus)? Man 2: That is a very puzzling question. Let us find out. Man 1: Fantastic! We shall call it Puzzle.

by ScrakABees January 14, 2009

Puzzle

Any gift that, when shaken to discern its contents, makes a noise.

Person1: Merry Christmas; here's your present. Person2: Aw, thanks! *shakes gift* It's a puzzle!

by TahTheTrickster May 28, 2010

Puzzle

A collection of pieces as in pieces of shit. Collective noun for a group of pieces.

"hey look at that puzzle rockin eyebrow piecing's and bleached tips".

by puppet_master September 09, 2010

puzzle

a problem that cannot be easily solved

Puzzles: 1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each. 2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts. 3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the day after tomorrow? 4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom and the other door leads to death. There are two guards. One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is which or which guard is which or which guard is on which door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in order to find out the door to freedom. What question must he ask?

by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008

Puzzled

confused

I am so puzzled as to why people cant keep my damn name out their mouth.

by bb993 November 17, 2016

Puzzling

When a man spends a large amount of time completing the puzzle that is pleasing a woman (starting with figuring out how to unhook her bra)

He's going to come over for drink and puzzling

by Morganator88 January 05, 2018

Puzzling

To spend time putting together puzzles.

I asked Melissa if she wanted to get together after work but she acknowledged that she and her friends would be puzzling all night. I was surprised that someone so young and good looking spent time working on puzzles.

by Victoria Skyles November 18, 2009