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Flake

Someone who constantly ditches you last minute when you make plans. This type of person will continually promise you that they will be there or that this will be the last time they ditch you but they are lying.

"Hey Laurence, have you seen Amanda today?" "No Justin, I haven't. She's such a flake!"

by Drag4d April 25, 2018

Flake

Someone who completely leaves people hanging constantly, this person will constantly cancel on plans or do things on their own without any care of whether a friend would like to join them.

"Yeah, Porkins is such a fucking flake. He never wants to hang out with us and constantly would rather do things on his own."

by Failur3 August 21, 2017

flakes

A way to describe just a little bit of snow falling, i.e., you could count the individual flakes.

News anchor: "Are we getting a lot of snow tomorrow?" Weatherman: "Nope, just a few flakes."

by forteblast January 02, 2011

Flake

A unreliable person(s).

mike raab is a flake

by haterofallthatisraab August 14, 2009

Flake

A flake is a person of weak character. When the going gets tough, they can't handle it and give up. They tend to be the end product of parents that spoiled them rotten. Many upper middle class kids who had parents that gave them cars, toys, nice clothes and did not make them work as teenagers turn out to be useless flakes that have no concept of how to get by in the real world. Flakes tend to let their emotions get the best of them. You can tell right away if a girl is a flake because as soon as she gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is crying and sobbing to her best friends over a cell phone. Flakes are not reliable when it comes to following through on their commitments. They are used to having it easy so when they fail, they break down and blame their weakness on their friends. Flaky parents don't have the balls to discipline their kids so their kids turn out to be useless spoiled brats that couldn't change a flat tire to save their lives and waste their time on facebook, texting and shopping. Although flaky women tend to be very attractive, they are incredibly boring to be with because all they do is watch MTV and follow the latest scandals of Hollywood.

Flakes make me sick. They are sore losers who drift through life like lumps of crap because they can afford it for one reason or the other.

by Cecil-1984crem March 08, 2009

Flake

alternate pronunciation - FLAKE (must be yelled) As a noun, it is a person who is completely fake. They constantly need attention and must be liked by everyone, even if it means stabbing someone else in the back to do it (as long as the other person doesn't find out, and if they do, everything can be solved by a *hug*). As a verb, it means to perform a retroaction, in a manner pertaining to the noun form. For example, ditching one friend to hang out with two friends, because two is more than one (do the math; it's true). As an adjective, it means completely devoid of personality or character. Also, refering to everything as "the coolest," despite the fact that there can only be one "coolest."

I enjoy a bowl of frosted flakes in the morning.

by steelman August 17, 2003

Flake

n. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through.

Nick said he was going to go to his birthday getty but he did not, he is the biggest flake.

by Acan September 26, 2016