A fork of Rural Dictionary
When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
paisley is a cool place and is run by the coolest dude about Grant Edgar
were are we ?
dont know but check that cool dude!
wee must be in paisley , scotland
Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.
Named for the guy who came up with the mix.
We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.
terrifically body-fluided mattress
dude!, you need to dump that paisley sealy! think it could tell some stories?
Somebody not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship. Not interested in peace, just self-righteousness.
We could use less Dr. Ian Paisley's in the world, no matter who's side they're on.
The biggest hate-monger ever born on the island of Ireland. Once stood up in the European Parliament and screamed at the pope. Employs inflammatory, anti-Catholic rhetoric, then throws up his hands and proclaims it's nothing to do with him when Unionist paramilitaries go on the rampage. Refuses to do us all a favour by dying.
1. Someone with a phony doctorate.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.
Bob: Check out my doctorate in computer science!
Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!
Bob: It's all good!