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Poon is a woman's vagina. There is also poon royalty as in the Poon King, the Prince of Poon and the Poon apprentice. These are the un-official masters of poon.

1. Lets go out tonight and get some poon.
2. I was with the the Poon King last night and he hooked me up with some sweet poon.
3. Hey look at the size of that poon!

someone who sniffs bicycle seats/chairs ect

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"I sniff bycycle seats" - "You filthy poon"

When a woman gets cum all over her chest after a glorious ejaculation from her partner.

Derived from the verb 'to poon'.

You've got pooned!
Jenna Jameson loves being pooned.

1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh

2. a nude run through the streets after midnight

1. "oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!"
2. "hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire"

Anything you want it to be.

Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!

1) Your girlfriend.
2) Your genitals.
3) To bang one's brains out.
4) An abbreviated form of harpoon.

1) Where did your poon go?
2) She wants your poon.
3) She wants to poon you.
4) The whale was pooned.

A poon is a person who sniffs ladies bicycle seats.

A poontanger is a person who sniff's girl's bicycle seats and then says : "Aahhhh!!".

There goes Howard the poon, his nose mopping up damp bike seats again.