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Palin

Has two definitions:

1) Being completely blindsided by something.

2) To finish something quickly without checking the work and being screwed.

1) That girl told me I'm the baby's daddy...she totally Palined me.

2) I blew through the exam so I could get out of class quickly...after I turned it in I realized I was probably Palined.

by Jrl8883 September 02, 2008

Palin

A annoying shreiking neo-con who doesnt care about anyone. Is not a reformer, also, total cocksucker, like her daughter

Fuck man, that bitch is such a fuckin PALIN!

by clintonisbetter September 05, 2008

Palin

A unit of time employed to measure the delay between hearing a fart, and smelling it. This can take anywhere from a few seconds to several months; Farts that make noise today might not begin to stink until after election season.

One palin, two palin, thr-oh GOD ITS HORRIBLE!

by Neptocracy September 06, 2008

Palinate

(PAY-lin-ate) To give a bullshit answer that has nothing to do with the question that was asked.

That guy was sounding hot until I asked him what he did for a living. He totally palinated. Another unemployed loser, so he ain't touchin' this.

by jwwf October 06, 2008

Palin

A white trash, uneducated person from Alaska

Did you see that Palin picking his nose on TV?

I wish that Palin would stay up in Alaska with the bears.

by catfight101 September 06, 2008

Palin

A thick, clumpy, white discharge that is associated with a vaginal yeast infection.

I've got palin in my panties. I must have a yeast infection.

by Eric Tylurgen June 26, 2014

palin

noun - 1. Often Disparaging and Offensive. a person from a backwoods or other remote area, esp. from the mountains of the northwestern U.S.

There are lots of palins buying bulk at costco.

by goingnowhere September 05, 2008