Country Dictionary

1) To answer a specific question with an answer to a completely different and unasked question.

2) To babble incoherently in response to a question that you have no answer to.

1) To Palinate:
Q: What are we having for dinner tonight?
A: We're eating at 7:00 PM

2) To be Palinated:
"Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

(PAY-lin-ate) To give a bullshit answer that has nothing to do with the question that was asked.

That guy was sounding hot until I asked him what he did for a living. He totally palinated. Another unemployed loser, so he ain't touchin' this.

pal·i·nate
–verb (used with object)
1. to mislead with a different answer; delude:
2. to be unfaithful to the country (political tactic).
–verb (used without object)
3. to mislead or falsely persuade others; practice deceit:

She palinated the audience with her energy experience. (Like Sarah Palin)

an engaging manner that easily palinates.

Don't palinize me.

That was a palinizing response.

1. To exterminate, destroy, eliminate, exstinguish, get rid of. Originating from the name Palin, as in Sarah Palin.

2. Word used to compare how Sarah Palin would make one extinct.

1. "Lets palinate the polar bears!"

2. "She totally palinated the competition!"

A free state. In this use, Palinate describes San Francisco and surrounding areas and neighborhoods.

Vampire the Masquerade
"Prince of the City" by Keith Herber
The Palinate Treaty of 1946

The Palinate is under the patronage of Prince Vannevar Thomas, and all kindred are welcome there.

1. An applicant lacking even basic job skills
2. Someone supremely un-self-aware or lacking any relative sense of what he/she does or doesn't know.

HR sent me another Palin for the marketing manager job.

1. Malapropism, non-sensical verbiage, non-sequitor or other illogical, stream of concious meanderings uttered by Sarah Palin.

2. A form of homespun, Midwestern demagoguery and fear mongering comprised of a stream of logically unrelated and unsupported talking points uttered by an attractive woman with nice cans and a presumably fine ass intended to engender loyalty among those inspired by demagoguery, non-sequitors, a great smile, nice tits and a presumably fine ass.

See, e.g., Palin interview with Couric as parodied on SNL.

A Palinism is contained in the following thread: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 12, 2009