Country Dictionary

An erection resulting from a severe need to defecate.

Mike, who's bowels are on the best of days problematic, had a Double Double for dinner and a pooner for the rest of the evening.

not just a normal bitch, but a pooner bitch. a pooner is someone born out of someones anus

angus oke is a pooner bitch

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

A poo covered boner.

John pulled his pooner out of his wife's filthy ass and made her lick it clean.

Anyone who would rather chill out with their families on a friday night then their friends and secretly masubating after their uncle goes to sleep

Im going to see my uncle cuz im a pooner, pooners dont like swiss chalet, 14 and a quarter inch pooner

You'll all wrong. The real definition is (watch OZ) a person sticking a spoon in the other guy ass, the reciever is a pooner. A person can be a pooner that likes to stick spoons up his own ass too.

Daniel your a pooner, when are you going to stop sticking spoons up your ass.

Two or more friends who acheive great things together

Professor Ownage, Purple Tiger, and Fugi are pooner pals