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British band formed in the late 1980's. Band members includes: - Nicky Wire (bass) - James Dean Bradfield (vocals and guitars) - Sean Moore (drums) - Richey Edwards (former rhythm guitar) In the beginning of 1990's, the manics was most known for and an incident where their guitarist Richey Edwards cut the phrase 4REAL into his arm after an argument with a journalist. The band released three albums as a four-piece, before Richey Edwards vanished in early 1995. To this date, he hasn't been found. In 1996 they released their fourth album, Everything Must Go, which were their first really successfull album. The band is still making music. Their latest studio album, called Lifeblood, were released in 2004.
Manic Street Preachers is the only band in the world that really matters.
An affliction (usually affecting young females, though some US politicians have confirmed cases) that is the result of overprotective, usually Christian upbringing. Due to being taught that everything is sinful, upon reaching the age of puberty and learning of unwholesome activities for the first time, sufferers have no common sense on the issue. This results in sexual promiscuity, drug dependence, shallow personality, and other personality defects. See also Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome.
"Sure, see graduated with honors, but she is afflicted by Preacher's Daughter Syndrome," Jessica Lovejoy - "Bart's Girlfriend", Season 6 of The Simpsons
A person (most likely a man) that sits in his front yard or garage and preaches about God. You may see him with a guitar.
That man right there is a PORCH PREACHER.
the only one who could ever reach me
was the son of a preacher man
A Preacher that rails against the sin of sodomy and proclaims a curse of flames coming out of the practitioners Butthole (Rectum) Phrase inspired by a famous but hard to find monlogue / Prophecy by Pastor James David Manning - ATLAH Church - Harlem NYC. Search 'Game of Manning: Flaming Buttholes for Sodomites' in YouTube for probably the only complete (or near complete) copy of this monologue.
I was watching some Pastor on YouTube and he was saying stuff like : ..."and preacher , if you a sodomite - If ya don't ask God to heal ya, you'll have a flame coming out of your butthole - you'll need asbetsos diapers to stop the flames burning a hole in your trousers. Thus sayeth God almighty" And I thought to myself - sure enough He's A fire and butthole Preacher !
When someone listens to the most popular album by a band, so he/she thinks they are a fan and tell everyone that the band is the greatest.
Adam: OMG just listened to Nevermind by Nirvana. They are the best band everrr I'm gonna call everyone and tell them to download this. Me: Dont listen to Adam, he's just a peak album preacher, he's never heard any of Nirvanas old stuff.
An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth. Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'. Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.
Example 1: Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!" Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires" Example 2: Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!" Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"