A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most MLG lad to ever live, has superhuman powers such as sending people to the depths of hell with a few words
Person: hey roast me rowan Rowan: ur mom gay lol person: 'Dies'
a fucking crazy spaz that will sing the soviet Russian anthem while standing on a chair on top of a desk hailing Hitler all at the same. then default dance. all in the middle of class.
rowan shut the fuck up you fucking retard -cadence
Rowan is the kind and caring person who will always be there for you. He never fails to make you smile, even in your hardest moments. He cares for you more than anyone, and you can guarantee that he will love you unconditionally. He’s the type of person you know saved you, and changed your life. Words can’t describe how thoughtful and loving he is. Hold on to him because he will be the best thing to ever happen to you. He gives you butterflies with his smile and that certain way he looks at you. His hugs will make you feel safe and comforted no matter what. He’s hard to stay mad at and you can’t stay mad at him for long.
Person: hey do you know Rowan? Person 2: yea he’s so amazing and sweet
someone who is a know it all, doesn’t know when to stop talking, and thinks their opinion is superior to everyone else’s.
-this guy wouldn’t let me have any space today! -woah, he sounds like a Rowan
Really nice person normally sexy and get girls that are fit and hot
Rowan : go on a date Person : yer ( sexy woman )
A nice kid who may like a girl and their friend(s) may force them to ask out the girl and when he does he ends up getting rejected because they didn't know them enough and now Rowan is tired of friends and wants to be alone so he gets onto Discord and plays with other people who may live all around the states.
Friend: You should ask her out Rowan: Ok, Sure Friend: What'd she say Rowan: She said nah fam