A fork of Rural Dictionary
rowan is my best friend and i love her but not in a wierd way she is very pretty and she gets all the boys
rowan is so pretty
a fucking crazy spaz that will sing the soviet Russian anthem while standing on a chair on top of a desk hailing Hitler all at the same. then default dance. all in the middle of class.
rowan shut the fuck up you fucking retard -cadence
rowan’s that one nigga at school you don’t wanna fuck with. everyone knows she can mess your shit up real fucking quick. you don’t wanna test her bc she’ll beat your ass. this nigga is always the hottest in the school and makes the guys go crazy. her friends don’t understand how she feels most of the time bc she keeps her feelings to herself. but she can get a nigga so fast. all the guys be drooling over her.
person 1: bro rowan just fucking broke his wrist today person 2: damn that’s so hot but are we surprised
a rowan rowan is when somebody shoves a stuffed animal up their ass and then superglue there arse cheeks together n them lick the stuffed animal after it comes out
our teacher well does a rowan rowan with his dug