A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.
Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.
1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
1. After ass-banging Rick Santorum, and busting a load on his ass, you must smear your fingers in the frothy mix of fecal matter, semen, and lube to finally rub it across his upper lip.
2. Applying this method to anyone else.
When I was bangin Rick I think he slightly shat, so I gave him the worst Dirty Santorum he'll ever remember.
antigay closet christians and politicians, outed by the news media who whisper about santorum foamy liquid and hot gay sex.
Rep. Foley is really a santorum whisperer.
Ted Haggard the santorum whisperer, claimed that his feelings of sexual attraction to men had miraculously disappeared.
The instance where your sixty-nining your other half directly after anal intercourse, during which you instigate an orgasm causing some of the santorum to shoot out of their ass directly up your nose.
John: "I had just finished sixty-nining my girl yesterday when she shot hot slimy santorum up my nose!"
Jeff: "EWWW!!!! YOU GOT A SANTORUM SNORT?!?"
A film studio known for producing bareback scat videos.
Chocolate Creampie Milfs was the first movie produced by Santorum Pictures.
A Jew-hating, Muslim-hating bastard who would fail America as president.
If we elect Rick Santorum for president, America will fail and have concentration camps everywhere.