A fork of Rural Dictionary
A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.
Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.
1.) A euphemism for fat when referring to women. Used by others so she doesn't feel bad, used by partners to avoid admitting that a- they like fat girls or b- they have no standards, and used by the women themselves as an excuse. These women often have the deepest vendetta against skinny women. 2.) Women with a perfect hourglass figure (ie. goddesses), with almost no visible fat except on the breasts and badonkadonk behind. 3.) Women with a bit of extra padding, but enormous tits and buttocks that usually make up for it. A respectable alternative to women whose ribs show through their skin.
1.) Guy- Rosie O'Donnel is FAT. Bull Dyke- How dare you, you chauvanist pig! She's beautiful and just a bit curvy! 2.) Bull Dyke- Rosie O'Donnel is curvy. Guy- No, she's fat. Beyonce is curvy. 3.) Guy- I'd rather do America Ferrera than Paris Hilton. I'll take the waist if it means I get all that ass.
Driving around while smoking a blunt. Potentially hazardous for new smokers, best done with someone experienced in driving while high behind the wheel. Passing revolves around the driver- whatever is most comfortable for him is the order. This usually means passing to the guy sitting back right and receiving from the guy riding shotgun. Now commonly called an "L ride" because someone decided "B ride" sounded gay.
A: Dude, let's roll that shit up and go for a B ride. B: Okay, but get Bill to drive, I hate doin' that shit while I'm high.
(Point Shit) Less than a .1 of weed. When someone says they'll throw in for your next bowl or joint and they pull a bag out of their pocket with one small hit worth of bud. Can lead to the awkward situation of not having enough for to get everyone high.
Colin, you always throw down the tiniest little bits of weed. That's not even a .1, that's a .shit.
Among the most disgusting substances on Earth, and the nadir for critics of domestic beer (ie. everyone who doesn't bang fat trailer-trash skanks). Natty ice is produced by Anheuser-Busch, the world's highest-volume beer producer and bringer of fine products such as brewery worker excrement (aka Budweiser). Natty Ice is remarkable as one of the few beers that is almost completely devoid of hops. Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.
1: How am I supposed to drink this beer? It tastes like Natty Ice? 2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.
To have your credibility attacked by an a dishonest political machine. Named for four ads run by a conservative group of Vietnam War veterans called Swiftboat Veterans for Truth (SBVT) during the 2004 presidential campaign. The ads featured Vietnam veterans corroborating falsehoods about Kerry's service in Vietnam, and criticizing his testimony as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. The accuracy of the ads was discredited by official Navy records, other veterans, and several of the SBVT's own members. In spite of media sources openly questioning their validity, they were effective in raising doubts about Kerry's war record in critical swing states. Bush, a draft-dodger, managed to win his second term in the 2004 election, largely due to the Swiftboat ads. These days, when media figures have their image attacked, they claim they've been swiftboated in order to imply that the attackers are dishonest or using false information.
Steve: The New York Post ran a story that Al Pacino is a child molester. They're trying to swiftboat him. Bob: Wait, I read what that means on Urban Dictionary. According to the highest rated definitions, that means he's raping little boys. Steve: What? That's not what swiftboated means at all, just look on wikipedia. Those definitions must have been written by Bush supporters.
An extremely talented Mississippi-Delta Blues band. They are famous for their solid, driving lines and ability to give their audience an extreme case of the blues. Their singer, Nathan Explosion, is famous for his deep, raspy vocals and heavy, depressing lyricss which frequently feature trains. The lead guitarist, Skwisgaar Skwigelf is one of the finest blues guitarists and history and is famous for his lengthy, complex solos. They're almost always "playins dem blous!" and were taught the ways of the blues by renowned blues guitarist Mashed Potato Johnson.
THERE. IS NO. ESCAPE. BUT DEATH. YOUR LIFE. IS JUST. A MURDER. TRAIN. A-COMIN. -Murder Train a-Comin' by Dethklok