A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.
Darren had slept with Marks Wife.
as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool
Using the semen from your pecker as shampoo to make your hair look sleek and silky
Annie thought his hair was dirty but gave him a silky smith.
1. Name generally given to some one of soft and tender emotions. It is normally given as an insult to the male gender. May also be used is a direct title or job description.
(Silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms.)
1. What’s wrong with you, are you a silky boy or what?
2. Oh yes I make silk at the factory as a silky boy.
I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,
A nugget that is very silly and moist
Those silky nuggets are so cool.
The female equivalent of a circle jerk.
Also a brand of Japanese coffee.
I could really go for a silky drip right now.
"Silky Drip, keep you relax."
when you cum in a condom and feel it touching your dick
This bitch ain’t on birth control so i got stuck with a silky banana