A fork of Rural Dictionary
Done to annoy someone who dumps you, as in, ends your relationship.
You order a large skip to be delivered to their house.
"Sarah dumped me last night! I... can't believe it."
"You've got your pint. You've got your pig snacks. What more do you want? C'mon mate, you can skip her in the morning, that'll cheer you up."
A Skip is a perverted aging frat boy twisted hillbilly that preys on young girls and boys. A pedophile
He is such a Skip for taking advantage of that girl