A fork of Rural Dictionary
A huge hit or blow usually to the side of the face or lower gut, by a fist or heavy object including; a trashcan, 2x4, or baseball bat. Most often occurs when something outrageous or annoying is said.
Joe: Guys, coming to this opera was the best idea ever! Musicals are fantastic! Cam & Robbie: *SLUMP* what a fucktard.
to not do work because it seems unnecessary
"Senior Slump" is when seniors in high school stop doing their homework after either they get into to college or after the end of the first semester because all their college applications are already sent off.
A girl who has the appearance of exhaustion. originally used to describe what echo looks like when she's overtired and puts her hair in a bun and wears sweatpants and a hoody. The sight of a slump is usually followed by comments of 'eww' (which are completely ignorant and utterly misplaced when made towards brookee). WARNING: The resemblance of a slump can appear in anyone and is often caused by the state of being rushed.
Echo: "eeeeeeeewwwww I look like a slump today!!! my hair's in a bun and i'm wearing a hoody and sweats!" Fool: "Ewww. look at that slump. she's gross." SBB: "you're a fool. that is the only original ECHO and your comment should be disregarded." *** Brooke, the only girl who can look like a slump and still cause millions to echo her
Taking a dump while sleeping. Hence Slumping.
#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright? #2: I was slumping, ya prick.
the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff often performed while mongolled requires special training of the neck muscles first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales
"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again" "i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on" "look at them lot slumped on the bed"