Country Dictionary

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b

Me: "you just got sconed" person I schooled: "like a pastry"

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence

I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.

australian slang for your head

watch your scone ... as in ... keep an eye open for the object you're head/scone is about to hit/be hit by

Of or relating to a HAM (see HAM radio operators)

Scone! I saw a hambone!

an insult to a person who is an degenerate, bitch, pussy, no friends, gay, unliked, unwanted, lame, idiot, nonsensical basically a general insult to anyone

"Dude quit being such a scone" "You're really sconin' up" "Ooooh! It's the scone collector" "Welcome to the scone zone" "Sconeyyyyyy!" - Alternative nickname for one who is a constant scone

a Canadian slang term for drinking beer fast. Related to shot gunning a beer.

"lets go scone some kokanee's before the hockey game starts" "hold up girl, I gotta scone this beer before we go" "the first girl to scone a beer and place the empty can on her head upside down, wins for her table to eat first"