Country Dictionary

The art of getting from A to B purely by means of running through people's property, turning over as much lawn furniture and stealing as many pegs as possible along the way. Est. 2009 in NZ.

I was almost caught scrumping by Mrs Atkinson.

simply to have sex.

let's go scrump!

The most rapid of all humping, closely related to porn star fucking.

We was scrumping last night so hard I ran a tear in my shit.

the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.

' i wa scrumping this girl so hard my nail broke'

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.

'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!" Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!