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scurvy curr

Pirate talk used when suggesting someone is homosexual.

Quit lookin at my ass you scurvy curr.
Damn, that captain sparrow is one scurvy curr.

by Bull3t Th3ory October 20, 2007

Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew

A white pirate man that raps about being a pirate. Captain Dan is much like a black rapper in that he talks about women and money and drugs; but he also relates it to being the "baddest rapping pirate ever known to be".

A regular rapper might say; "I need a dime, that's top of the line,"

But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"

by MyNameIsZura October 30, 2011

scurvy as all get out

Something sooo dirty or haggard that one would not even wanna be in the same room.

Guy 1: Yo, that hooch was such a slut. I gave her a sprinkled donut last night.
Guy 2: Damn, she's scurvy as all get out.
Guy 1: Chea.

by Mark N' Paul (Best Buds) October 09, 2006

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

The Scurvy Eye

The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.

The Scurvy eye Mark gave that girl looks like it really hurts!

by Heavy Hitters Club January 11, 2025

Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

Scurvy

A Kentish term for being slightly drunk (i.e. tipsy)

I’m four pints in and am feeling a bit scurvy

by Gulliuame le Cent January 30, 2019